WHAT IF: Idol Dream Couples

If I were Supreme Matchmaker of the Idol World, then the following couples need to happen! Below are a list of my dream couples starting from older pairings to super maknaes!

Note: I mainly decided by age and physicalities, but I also factored in ideal type, character traits and roles within their respective groups. Groups I excluded: Infinite and A-Pink (they belong together! With the exception of Sungyeol and L), major veteran groups like DBSK, Super Junior, SNSD, Wonder Girls, Big Bang, 2PM, Kara, T-ara and SHINee.

THE BOLD AND BRUSQUE COUPLE
DMTN'a Inati ('81) and Sistar's Hyorin ('91): Hyorin likes her men muscular and manly, and who else fits that description better than DMTN's leader Inati? If anyone can date ten years older, Hyorin can do it. They are both so tan they almost look Blasian. Also, he has the fiery tough Aries (post army) thing going on, and she has the sexiness to keep things scorching from all ends.

THE BAD-ASS, HOW DARE YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYES COUPLE
DMTN's Simon ('86) and Jewelry's Baby J ('86): They're both rappers, confident, underrated, athletic, and too sexy to be approachable.

THE DIPLOMATIC LEADERS OF SOUTH KOREA COUPLE
X-5 Ghun ('89) and Girl's Day Sojin ('86): He's not her age, but he understands what it's like to be a leader in a 5-member idol group... until X-5 broke up with their company and Jihae left Girl's Day for her studies... See? Perfect. They both have a mature and composed vibe going on. However, they can get down and dirty for any sexy concept.

THE 'HOTTER THAN YOU CAN HANDLE' RAP COUPLE
Jay Park ('87)/ B.A.P.'s Yongguk ('90) and Sistar's Bora ('90):
I am absolutely torn for this one, because on one hand, Jay Park is really cool, mature and actually likes Bora since her "Gone Not Around Any Longer" promotions. On the other hand, B.A.P.'s Yongguk is also an exclusive rapper whose looks define B.A.P.'s tough guy image. Either way, Bora is hella sexy (and surprisingly dorky), so she should get a say on which male six pack she likes best.

THE FRIENDLY GIANTS COUPLE
2AM Seulong ('87) and Hello Venus' Nara ('91): He's may be several years older than her, but she already has the looks and charm of an older woman. (186cm and 172cm).

THE BEAUTIFUL BLOND COUPLE
A-Jax's Hyeongkon ('88) and Hello Venus' Alice ('90): He's oh-so manly, stunning and handsome, and she's feisty and headstrong as the group's dynamic player. They're both the eldest within their groups, but neither rule with an iron fist. Maybe it's because they've been there and done that; he's already been to the army, while she already made an attempt as a solo singer named Ora. What is there not to love? (Definitely not his beautifully sculpted six pack abs, that's for sure).

THE +19 RATED COUPLE
Myname Insoo ('88) and Tahiti's Jisoo ('94): Ever since All the K-Pop, I'm still shaking my head at the utter scandalousness of this couple. Just. Date. Already. Or get a room. It doesn't matter that they randomly met, are at least five years apart, and quiet closet freaks. Their simmering chemistry just leaps off the screen and sizzles stronger by the episode.

THE SEXY DORKAHOLICS COUPLE
B2ST Gikwang ('90) and Secret's Hyosung ('89): Ever since the Idol Crown Prince Chuseok Special in 2012, I was enamored with this temporary couple. They have super sexy (voluminous) bodies in contrast with their cheerful, humble personalities.

THE CONFIDENT CONTRAST COUPLE
FT Island Jonghyun ('90) & AOA's Choa ('90): He's super chill and sensitive, while she's super fiesty and powerful. They can really balance each other out. If not as a couple, I would definitely peg them as siblings... look at those perfect noses!

THE COMFORTABLY COOL COUPLE
B2ST's Dongwoon ('91) and 4Minute's Gayoon ('90): This veteran couple is cool, sexy and sophisticated. They're relatively unnoticed compared to their other members, but with vocal talents and visuals like that, it's better just to sit and watch.

N & Eunyoung: THE TEARS AND DENIAL COUPLE
Seyong & Eunyoung: THE FOXY FLIRT COUPLE
VIXX's N ('90)/Myname's Seyong ('91)and Two X's Eunyoung ('92): N and Eunyoung *shakes my head* N needs to make his feelings clear and Eunyoung needs to make it harder for him. They've been broadcasting their feelings since The Romantic & Idol 2 and All the K-Pop already. If you can make a girl cry twice because of mixed signals, N, you might want to re-evaluate the signals you're giving. As for Seyong, he and Eunyoung seem to have a matched competitive streak that shows up in a very talkative, playful manner. Eunyoung's so awesome she shouldn't have to choose- menage a trois it is!

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THE AWKWARD AEYGO COUPLE
VIXX's Ken ('92) and Nine Muses' Kyungri ('90): While Insoo and Jisoo just ooze sensuality, these two squirm with awkward cuteness. He's unusually silent and manly around her, while she's unusually bold and bubbly around him. Together, they make one tall, ticklishly cute couple.

THE LOOKING DOWN ON THE WORLD (POWER) COUPLE
EXO-K's Kris ('90) and Dal*Shabet's Kaeun ('92): Kris is just so tall and intimidating (187cm) that I had to scope out strong tall types just to make it even. Kaeun has the looks, confidence, height (172cm/5'8) and mature sexiness that makes him look less like a looming tower and more of a solid boyfriend. So what if they look down on the world? The world is just relatively short compared to them.

THE SEXY CHODING COUPLE
Infinite' Sungyeol ('91) and Girl's Day Yura ('92: The tallest members in their groups and the older maknaes, these two always struggle to appear both sexy and mature. Don't they know people love them most for their childish charms?

AJ & Zin: THE CHILL UNDERDOG COUPLE
AJ & Lime: THE ROWDY RAPPERS COUPLE
U-Kiss's AJ ('91) and D-Unit's Zin ('93)/ Hello Venus's Lime ('93): Another dilemma here: AJ and Zin looked absolutely cute together when they appeared on Ep. 11-12 of Gangnam Dance School. They both seem quiet, casual and cool. He has the mature intellectual vibe while she has the laid-back hip-hop flair going on. At the same time, AJ's level-headness can balance out Lime's upbeat dorkiness. She can be the tomboyish surprise that makes him smile.

THE FIERCE HIGH FASHION COUPLE
B1A4's CNU ('91) and F(x)'s Krystal ('94): When CNU claimed his ideal type is Krystal on Weekly Idol, I raised my hands in the air and announced, "Then you shall have her." He's the casual but talented flower boy type and she's the fierce sharp features type- talk about visually ideal!

THE "I GET MY WAY BY AEYGO" COUPLE
BtoB's Changsub ('91) and AOA's Chanmi ('96): Changsub is a surprising mix of cute and cuddly looks with a distinct, raw voice. His ideal type is someone with milky skin, smiley eyes, long straight hair, an egg-shaped face, lively and around 165cm, so AOA's maknae Chanmi (166cm) would suit him well (since she's so fresh, cute and girly).

  

THE STATUE OF DAVID COUPLE
Infinite's L ('92) and AOA's Seohyun ('95): If all else fails and L doesn't end up with A-Pink's Naeun, (because she is virtually married to Shinee's Taemin now, omg) there's another leading lady for him, and she as 'visual' as a carefully grown prize-flower. Not to mention, she has the long lustrous hair that L likes accompanied with the soft, innocent personality. If they ever get together, it would be great if they can re-enact "You're Beautiful" and play the role of guardian angels.

THE UNDERRATED POWER COUPLE
Teen Top's Cap ('92) and 5Dolls Chanmi ('92): They're not well known, but they have such powerful stage charisma! She's bolder than he is, but he's resilently just as strong a performer. Can someone please bring C.A.P. to the front more often and find Chanmi a better agency to join? Please and thank you. 

Daehyun & Yuna: THE SHOOT FIRST ASK QUESTIONS LATER COUPLE
Daehyun & Hani: THE STEREOTYPICAL BAD BOY MEETS SWEET GIRL COUPLE B.A.P.'s Daehyun ('93) and AOA's Yuna ('92)/EXID Hani ('92): Daehyun and Yuna are both main vocalists, and hot ones at that. Performing, they both light up the stage with their raw vocal power and undeniable charisma. They can be secret spies together!

As for Hani, she's also a main vocalist, but her pairing with Daehyun is more interesting because he is the stage epitome of a dangerous bad boy type while she looks lovely and subtly seductive.

THE SPUNKY RED BOMBSHELL COUPLE
VIXX's Ravi ('93) and AOA's Hyejeong ('93): These two stage red-heads are not only tall but are very noticeable among their respective groups. Ravi looks like the crazy, brazen rapper, while Hyejeong is the noticeably tallest one with copper hair. They're both talkative, social and energetic individuals. (183cm and 170cm).

THE DYNAMIC DANCE COUPLE, or THE NOONA KNOWS BEST COUPLE
BtoB's Ilhoon ('94) and Skarf's Tasha ('93): If Gangnam Dance School taught me anything (other than that I suck at dancing) is that BtoB's Ilhoon has met his fiesty temper match in Skarf's leader and noona Tasha. She seems so young, but she's very mature, composed and sensible for her age. At the same time, she is surprisingly good at aeygo without making me cringe- Ilhoon would attest to that, seeing as he couldn't help but blush when she directed her undeniable charm on him. It also helps that his ideal type is someone with white skin, big eyes, long lashes, has an S-line and slender body. Tasha and Ilhoon are both fast choreography learners and charismatic dancers.

THE AMERICAN BEAUTY COUPLE

Teen Top's L.Joe ('93) and Chocolat's Melanie ('97): They have very Caucasian features (Melanie's father is American), they both speak English, have tiny faces and pleasant, pretty features.

 

THE SMALL FACE AND MEZMERIZING EYES COUPLE
JJ Project's Jr. ('94)/ Chocolat's Julianne ('93): Despite being such pretty people with petite faces, their lovable personalities overwhelm their looks any day.

THE NEXT GENERATION TROUBLEMAKERS COUPLE
BtoB's Sungjae ('95) and 4Minute's Sohyun ('94): While Hyunseung and Hyuna are raw and provocative, Sungjae and Sohyun sparkle with a subtle star power of their own. They can switch from cute and comical to sultry and sexy within a blink, so give them a few more years and they'll be sure to surprise everyone!

THE SMILE WITH WHOLE FACE COUPLE
Boyfriend's Minwoo ('95) and Tahiti's Ari ('94): So many adorable eye smiles here!

THE VETERAN MAKNAE COUPLE, or THE AGE IS BUT A NUMBER COUPLE
Teen Top's Changjo ('95) and 5Dolls Hyewon ('95): They're may have just started high school, but they're barely sweating with all the rough schedule requirements of being an idol. Despite being maknaes, they stand out and steal the spotlight in every performance.

THE 'IF CUTE HAD A FACE, IT WOULD BE OURS' COUPLE
VIXX Hyuk ('95) & Hello Venus Yooyoung ('95): They're both young, cute, tall, and still growing! (184cm 170cm). As the docile maknaes, I'm sure they'll have the sweetest, most innocent romance ever. I predict some major blushing and feet shuffling here!

THE TOWERING TYCOON COUPLE
B.A.P. Zelo ('96) and Chocolat's Tia ('97): What are they feeding these kids?? Such tall, cute kids offstage but such strong dancers and rappers onstage. (184cm and 171cm).